Lonely? Come to the Moomin Café

If you're like me and a bit lonely sometimes - I'm not going to go into details here - you'd fancy some company right when drinking a cuppa. Well instead of hiring a hooker, why not go to a cafe where you can have a Moomin to accompany you...

A restaurant claims to have solved the dilemma of solo dining alone by offering customers the chance to eat with large stuffed animals instead. The Moomin Café in Tokyo, Japan has a selection of toys available to keep you company over lunch.

If I did go to Tokyo I wouldn't be on my own, but then again we all thought Cat Cafe's were mad, expect to see this in Soho in London soon, I'd imagine.